oneplanetmikey


Dear Job,
January 29, 2008, 5:52 am
Filed under: Australia, Work

Despite having entered into a performance management plan to make you more interesting, and despite three written warnings about how you could improve; disappointingly - you have failed to live up to my reasonable expectations. 

Namely - you are boring as fuck and you continue to struggle to provide meaningful content for me to do.  With this in mind, it is with regret that I have decided to let you go.

I understand that this may be upsetting for you; however you have failed to deliver on your promises of career development, training and a reasonable wage. 

You have also failed to provide a reasonable working culture where I can be flexible with my working hours and not have to continually work late to prove that I am keen, committed and enthusiastic. 

In addition, your attempts to micromanage professional and competent staff, when all is going well, is starting to get on my tits and is rather disappointing. 

As a result, your contract is hereby terminated.  You will be paid out your full entitlements at the next pay run.

Kind regards

Mikey.


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So, have you found a replacement for the position of job? I hear those public service jobs can be quite beneficial for both parties…

Comment by Magic Bellybutton January 29, 2008 @ 10:11 am

wow. good on you. i am drafting a letter of termination myself, currently. so where to from here, mikey?

Comment by rebecca February 1, 2008 @ 12:42 pm



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