oneplanetmikey

Today I look like little Linda Blair in The Exorcist, but with more snot and additional chunky bits being coughed up and spat out.  But I am at work because I am a martyr and I am a good patient.  By the end of the day, you will not be able to see my desk due to the piles of contaminated medical waste.  Even now, having only been in the office for ten minutes, there are puddles of snot lapping at the feet of my co-workers.

I will get better, but not until I have infected everyone in close proximity, and made them feel better with my sunny attitude and requests for voluntary euthanaisa.

My friends and colleagues should be pleased that I am a such good patient and don’t complain.  

Now if I could just find a doctor who would prescribe morphine for the common cold, I’d be really happy.