oneplanetmikey

I am over celebrity criminals, in the same way I am over celebrity chefs and Big Brother bogans polluting the airwaves with their inane drivel.  The following is a list of people who should be imprisoned for the term of their natural life.

John Howard – for crimes against humanity

Paris Hilton – for being a brain dead trashbag

Lindsay Lohan – ditto

Nicole Ritchie – for being an upchucking trashbag

Britney Spears – psychobitch trashbag

Pole Huggers – the cretins on the train who take up all the available space.

Alan Jones – rancid, toilet trading rightwing polluter of the airwaves

Gossip columnists – the vile molls who write Sydney Confidential

Naomi Robson – tabloid cretin

Anna Coren – as one tabloid cretin dies, another pops up

Tracey Grimshaw – she should know better

By removing these people from society we will live in a better world.  It is time all good people rose up and launched a law and order kick,  If you see any of these people out and about on the street, please for the sake of your fellow citizen, take them directly to jail.