oneplanetmikey

I don’t normally write about my life as, well it is pretty fucking boring and even I am not terribly interested in it.  But something happened to me this week and I rediscovered my drive.  Maybe it is because I have been watching too much porn, or maybe it is because I have realised that it has been six months since I fucked the one I truly love.  But still I find the unending sadneess of being dumped by my little Tigger friend, unendingly sad.    Wherever this increased horniness comes from, or whatever it was caused by, I don’t know and I don’t care.  But what I do know is that I want to be lost in the rapture of love. 

So if I want to fuck like a porn star and be fucked like a porn star I need to look like a porn star, which is a bit of a problem because, while I might fuck like a porn star, I don’t look like one.  

Notes to self;

• Go out and find new husband,
• Improve body. 

Mmmm…maybe I should go out this weekend, afterall I  could always wear a girdle.